SEARCH
0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Prev | Current Page 211 | Next

Hecht, Ben, 1894-1964

"A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago"

And they come again and again. They never give up.
They've got visions of making a conquest some day--on $1.50. And when a
new girl comes into the shop--boy, don't the buzzards buzz! I came here
six months ago and they started it on me. But I wasn't born yesterday. I'd
been a manicure in Indianapolis. And they're just the same in Indianapolis
as they are in Chicago. And they're just the same in Podunk.
"Now, I'm not going to mention any names. But take your city directory and
begin with Ab Abner and go right on through to Zeke Zimbo and don't skip
any. And you'll get a clear idea about the particular gentlemen I'm
talking about."
* * * * *
Peewee sighed and shook her head.
"Are you busy?" inquired the head manicurist.
"Not at all," said Peewee, "not at all."
Peewee's biographer asked a final question. To which she responded as
follows:
"Well, I'll get married. Maybe. When I find the exception I was telling
you about--the gentleman who isn't a stranger in town and in need of a
little guide. There must be one of them somewhere. Unless they was all
killed in the war."

THE SOUL OF SING LEE

The years have made a cartoon out of Sing Lee. A withered yellow face with
motionless black eyes.


Pages:
199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223