V for the Victuals, including
the drink,
The old woman lived on
surprising to think!
[Illustration: WXYZ]
W for the WOMAN
who not over nice,
Made very short work
of the three blind mice.
X is the X
that is found upon buns,
Which, daughters not liking,
may come in for sons.
Y for Yankee Doodle
of ancient renown,
Both he & his pony
that took him to town.
Z for the Zany
who looked like a fool,
For when he was young
he neglected his school.
[Illustration: A-M]
[Illustration: N-Z]
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