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Bierce, Ambrose, 1842-1914?

"Cobwebs from an Empty Skull"




XXX.

An oyster who had got a large pebble between the valves of his shell,
and was unable to get it out, was lamenting his sad fate, when--the
tide being out--a monkey ran to him, and began making an examination.
"You appear," said the monkey, "to have got something else in here,
too. I think I'd better remove that first."
With this he inserted his paw, and scooped out the animal's essential
part.
"Now," said he, eating the portion he had removed, "I think you will
be able to manage the pebble yourself."
To apprehend the lesson of this fable one must have some experience of
the law.


XXXI.

An old fox and her two cubs were pursued by dogs, when one of the cubs
got a thorn in his foot, and could go no farther. Setting the other to
watch for the pursuers, the mother proceeded, with much tender
solicitude, to extract the thorn. Just as she had done so, the
sentinel gave the alarm.
"How near are they?" asked the mother.
"Close by, in the next field," was the answer.
"The deuce they are!" was the hasty rejoinder. "However, I presume
they will be content with a single fox."
And shoving the thorn earnestly back into the wounded foot, this
excellent parent took to her heels.
This fable proves that humanity does not happen to enjoy a monopoly of
paternal affection.


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