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Bierce, Ambrose, 1842-1914?

"Cobwebs from an Empty Skull"

For my part, I should be
content with some light employment: would erect a cheap palace,
transport a light-weight princess, threaten a small cripple--or jobs
of that kind. What are the prospects of the fool crop?"
"For the next few thousand years, very good. There is a sort of thing
called Literature coming in shortly, and it will make our fortune. But
it will be very bad for History. Curse this phantom apparel! The more
I gather it about me the colder I get."
"When Literature has made our fortune," sneered the genie, "I presume
you will purchase material clothing."
"And you," retorted the ghost, "will be able to advertise for
permanent employment at a fixed salary."
This fable shows the difference between the super natural and the
natural "super": the one appears in the narrative, the other does not.


LVIII.

"Permit me to help you on in the world, sir," said a boy to a
travelling tortoise, placing a glowing coal upon the animal's back.
"Thank you," replied the unconscious beast; "I alone am responsible
for the time of my arrival, and I alone will determine the degree of
celerity required. The gait I am going will enable me to keep all my
present appointments."
A genial warmth began about this time to pervade his upper crust, and
a moment after he was dashing away at a pace comparatively tremendous.


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